The date started of so well
约会进展是如此顺利
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
夜晚开始时从未预料到会这么惊悚
She was perfect from what I could tell
她完美到我无法形容
How could I not see the danger right in front of me
我怎能没有察觉到这近在眼前的危机
My favorite food is fish
我最爱吃的是鱼
Baby, that’s my favorite too
宝贝那也是我最爱
I love cartoon dogs
我爱卡通狗狗
Baby I love Scooby-Doo
宝贝我也爱史酷比
Hey girl, what’s your favorite film?
嘿姑娘，你最喜欢哪部电影？
She said
她说
The best movie of all
史上最佳电影
A masterpiece of art called
一部杰作名为
Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣
Human Centipede
人 体 蜈 蚣
I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight
我感觉今晚我将惨遭谋杀
Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣
Not ironically
并非玩梗
She said
她说
The costume design was a highlight
它的造型设计可谓精妙绝伦
I like it for the plot
我喜欢它是因为剧情
Tell me what the plots about
跟我说说讲了啥
German doctor sews three people
德国医生 排好仨人
ASS
屁股
To
缝上
MOUTH
嘴！
COOL!
酷哦！
Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣
Please god save me
神啊求你救救我
I think that’s a
感觉这是
Red Flag
危险信号
I don’t want to
我可不想
Get Stabbed
惨遭捅刀
She said
她说
Human Centipede is a tour de force
人体蜈蚣真是惊世之作
I think
我想
Holy shit i’m gonna be the main course
完大蛋我要变成今晚主菜了
She said
她说
I admire the narrative of character growth
我很欣赏其中对角色成长的描写
I try
我试着
To get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code
靠摩斯电码眨眼来获取服务员的援助
Why are you blinking so much?
你怎么一直在眨眼？
I’ve got something in my eyes
我眼睛里进东西
Here let me get it out
来我帮你弄出来
No thank you; I don’t wanna die
不了谢谢 我还想活
Bonjour
您好
Sir was blinking at me
先生你一直在向我眨眼
Is this because your date is a freak?
是不是因为你约会对象是个大怪人？
(I ❤️ Centipede)
（我❤️蜈蚣）
No
不是
Very good then
好吧那么
Bon Appétit
用餐愉快
Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag
别再躲藏于你那强行编造的愚蠢危险信号后了
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
仅仅是因为不敢冒险进入这段美好感情
Maybe your right and I’m looking for excuses
也许你是对的而我一直在找借口
My hearts got bruises but I’m ready to choose this love
我的心伤痕累累而我已准备好坠入爱河
You could be my world, the love of my life
你会成为我的全世界，我的一生所爱
One day we’ll get married and be husband and wife
迟早有一天我们会踏入婚姻殿堂结为夫妇
With a tasteful ceremony and a wedding of our dreams!
办一场我们梦寐以求的精致婚礼
Only if the wedding is themed:
只要婚礼主题是：
TELL ME WHAT THE THEME’S GONNA BE
告诉我会是什么主题
Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑
人 体 蜈 蚣
Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑
人 体 蜈 蚣
That way we could save on the catering bill
那样我们就能省下一大笔伙食费
Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣
Only one mouth to feed
一张嘴喂饱所有人
If you are the best man
如果你是伴郎
You know the deal
懂点规矩
PUCKER UP
撅嘴！
I can finally open myself up to love
我终于能够为了爱情而敞开心扉
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
我终于能够把别人的嘴缝上屁股
Human Centipede
人 体 蜈 蚣
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